yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
