We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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