I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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