Do you still have your period?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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