we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
