She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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