me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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