I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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