yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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