Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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