Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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