grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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