just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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