so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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