Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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