my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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