At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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