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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Someone came in the potted fern
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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