I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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