we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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