you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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