Its about making memories worth repressing
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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