I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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