I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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