I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
