perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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