your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was CRYING into my vagina
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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