This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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