shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think a kid would responsible me up
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.