I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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