I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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