The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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