I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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