No stitches, just platelets and will power
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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