OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Randomize
