So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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