I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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