Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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