I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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