Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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