He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Randomize
