i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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