Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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