I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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