at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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