Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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