The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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