Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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