If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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