I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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