R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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