why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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