There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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