Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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