So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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