drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize