my sisters under your porch take her home
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
