He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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