with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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