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• (757): View more from Virginia

  margs and chips and queso make the world go round

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  well and inertia

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself

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  So there's that.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.

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