i don't like sucking hair
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.